Black pen Black pen you used to be my friend
Black pen Black pen now you're all the trend
Sometimes my jewel case likes to kiss me
Those puppy dog eyes eat away at my soul
The lamp laughs at my mohawk
The toaster laughs at my genitals
The radio always trying to seduce me
Thinks I love my CDs more than anyone should
Want to come between the monitor and the mouse
But neither wants to share
My only solitude is under my sheets
They can never say no
Except when I blow my load